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Filed under: Humour — Valentina November 24, 2006 @ 3:51 pm

I have walked past this pillars a million times. They seemed normal to me. However, a few days ago, I walked past the pillar for the 2373748547th time and one of my family member started to stare at the advertisement on it. Puzzled, I asked whats wrong? She then pointed at the model of the advertisement.

I took a closer look and found nothing wrong with the poster. She then pointed at her tummy.

After a closer inspection, I knew whats wrong with the picture. Apparently, the model has a little extra flesh at her stomach. Its really quite normal if the advertisement was not used for a fitness centre. I mean, who doesnt have extra flesh? I think that fitness centre should hire a more observant photographer/photoshopper.

*Its all my own judgement, intepretation and opinion. Dont take me seriously*

Dilemma; Broken fan

Filed under: Random — Valentina November 23, 2006 @ 3:39 am

*sigh*

I might not be going to Taiwan this holiday because I might be taking a summer course. But I want to go back to Taiwan. How?! But I havent gone back for almost 2 years and I miss everyone back there. *sobs* And I want to spend my Christmas here. And I want to spend about one month there. Oh man.

How?! I guess I cannot want everything I want.

*sigh*

Btw, I woke up to this.

Ta.

Me? TVB actress?

Filed under: Random — Valentina November 21, 2006 @ 12:20 am

I sometimes wonder if I watched too many TVB series. Like… 5 out 0f 10 of my dreams potray myself as one of the actors/actresses in some movie and MOST of the time, people would hunt for me and then kill me.

I have no idea why. The dreams scare me sometimes. Because the one I had just now, one of the TVB actors shot me in between my eyes and I was left there, to die. Before I died, I heard him killing my mum. OMG. I feel the the terror as I am typing now. Oh man.

Ta.

Filed under: Random — Valentina November 14, 2006 @ 10:54 pm

I despise people who think they know everything about love. Especially other people’s.

Randomness

Filed under: Academic, Random — Valentina @ 10:20 am

I am getting a headache from trying to memorize about 100 acroynms; all in computer terms. Oh man. Gotta sit for two papers tomorrow. Blah.

I have got nothing much to blog about, really. Been staying at home almost everyday to study and laze around. You should see how rapidly my spare tyres are piling up. The disadvantage of staying with mum! Neverending food supply. Its like… she has food for us all the time and is willing to prepare for us. I need to lose some weight. Argh.

Btw, I use to camwhore TOO much. Was looking at pictures captured with my webcam and I cant believe thats me. As in thats me, whom took so many self potraits. Tsk tsk. But I have to admit, I looked better then. Take picture from which angle also look okay. Now? I look like a fei si lai(fat aunty). Perhaps thats why I dont camwhore(that often) anymore. =(

Teh Meanieeeeee

Filed under: Humour, Pictures — Valentina November 12, 2006 @ 6:42 pm

Love can make the most rational person loses his/her cool. I lost mine. He lost his. But we both knew that its not possible to give up because we are so in love! So what did we do? We patched up, obviously.

Whhheeeeeee! I am happy again. In love again. In fact, I am going to post up a picture of ours!

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It happened again

Filed under: Random — Valentina November 9, 2006 @ 6:07 pm

So the couple staying above quarrelled again. This time, I heard the conversation slightly clearer.

girl : *pushes guy around* *beats guy here and there*
guy : You touch me again?! You dare to touch me again?!
girl : Look at you! Fat and got no money!
guy : this is my house! You get out!!
girl : you shut up you!!!!
guy : you’re so cheap no wonder your ex dumped you!!!!
girl : You also!! That short and fat woman!!!!!

.: Conversation were in cantonese and there were somethings in between the lines which I didnt catch :.

My bro and I were eavesdropping while trying to not make any noise. It was really funny, you see. Especially the way the girl scolded the guy in cantonese. There were things smashed during the conversation too.

My bro said this kind of couple will only get poorer if they continue to quarrel so often. Coz always have to replace the things they break while quarrelling.

Ta!

p/s : Baby, arent you glad that I dont break things (yet) when I get angry? :D

I am this lazy

Filed under: Random — Valentina November 5, 2006 @ 8:47 pm

Went shopping with mum today. Going to shop with her again tomorrow. Somehow, I am feeling very lazy to go with her. Going to shop with her means she paying for things I buy. Thats a good thing. But I am reaallllyyyyy lazy to go.

I think I have reached the maximum level of laziness already. Oh man. I need help. I need to exercise. Maybe I’ll hit the gym tomorrow. Or swim a few laps.

Boohoo. I am so fat.

Ta…

How did she win?

Filed under: Random — Valentina November 4, 2006 @ 2:40 pm

Oh man. I just watched the Miss Chinese Astro Pagent thingy. How did no.8 win? I have no idea. I know I dont look very good myself; that is why I dont join such pagents!

I am sorry. I have to point out some negative points on her face. Her eyes are too small for the size of her face, which makes her mouth looks big. I am trying to recall what she performed as her talent. Sorry, I cant remember. Aduh.

I think she has a rich family which sponsored some sms fees. Oh man.

I need to get over this.

Ta.

Blogging anonymously

Filed under: My thoughts, Pictures — Valentina November 2, 2006 @ 6:26 pm

Okay. I am going to continue blogging here and start to blog anonymously at my new blog. The url? I can’t tell, of course. Whats the point of staying anonymous? Heh. Anyway, the purpose of this blog is to post entries which involves pictures. Heh. Camwhore mah. :P

Ta!

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