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Lame football joke

Filed under: Humour — Valentina June 19, 2006 @ 4:22 pm

Long time ago(during previous world cup, I think) I heard the lamest football joke ever. Its a question actually. Then you will have to spend sometime to think of the answer and eventually get it wrong and anticipate for the right answer.

Heres the question.

“Why is each half of a football match 45mins long?”

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Okay.

Answer : Each football team has 11 players. Each player carries 2 balls. Sum up to 22 balls a team which makes 44 balls for both teams. Plus the football, there are 45 balls playing on the field. Hence 45 mins.

Now. Do not say that I am lame. I heard it from someone too, okay?

Goodnight.