Lagging brain.

Sometimes I think I am a lil abnormal. Urm… my brain works a lil slower, to be exact.

Scenario A :

Was at a friend’s place; a bunch of us were going out to eat.

A : Eh, you sent your car here ar?
me : No lah. I drove here.
A :*shows me a puzzled face*

.:Minutes later:.

me : Eh! No no! I sent my car here.

I thought A asked me how I got to my friend’s place. It did not occur to me that he was asking how I got my car here from Sarawak. Of course, they all laughed.

Scenario B

Phone batt was low and I couldnt charge it coz I wasnt at home.

me : Aiya. My phone is dying. Can you call me tomorrow to wake me up?
B : *busy with work* Okay.

.:Minutes later:.

me : My phone is dead. *sigh*
B : Your phone is dead? Then how am I going to call you tomorrow?
me : Yeahor…

Scenario C

I am going to swim later but this occur just now.

*this is a conversation between me and myself*

Me : I want to shower lah.
My Brain : But you are feeling lazy! So dont go.
Me : But I want to shower!
MB : Haiya. Later lah.

.:Minutes later:.

Me : I am going to shower.
MB : I said later!
Me : Now is later already what!
MB : You orang gila. Later you’re going to swim. Now shower for what?!
Me : Owh yea…

My brain lags so often. But that doesnt make me a laggard, okay! No. I am not a laggard. I am not