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My dear ol’ aunt (part i)

Filed under: Humour — Valentina April 17, 2006 @ 9:54 am

I was reading some entries from my xanga blog and something funny came to my mind.

My dad’s bro’s wife(my aunt) used to drive is 20 year-old car around. One day, she had to fetch me home from high school. In the car were my cousin bro, whom was sitting at the front passenger seat, my late granma, whom was sitting at the back left passenger seat, my aunt driving and me whom was sitting beside my granma.

The car was really old and worn out. REALLY OLD okay.

On the way home, my granma took her water bottle out and started to drink from it(with her tilted slight upward). At the same time, my aunt made a sharp right turn. All of a sudden, it got really airy. So I turned to me left(where my granma was sitting) and I saw the funniest and scariest scene in my whole life.

THE DOOR ON MY GRANMA’S SIDE FLUNG OPEN. So the car was turning 90 degrees to the right with an opened left back door. I didnt know what to do. I was stunned and my jaw was on the floor. The scary part was the fear of my granma might fall out of the car and the funny part was my granma did not aware of what happened and continued drinking with her head slightly tilted upward. It was my cousin bro whom shut the door from the front window in the end.

Use your imagination, people. I need to go laugh, rolling on the floor.

Owh, by the way. That aunt of mine got her license after the 9th driving test she sat for.

Cheers.