The stupidest person I have heard of.

So I went out with my mum this afternoon. I will automatically transform into her driver whenever we go out together. As usual, I ask for her destination(like a taxi driver only) when we got into the car. Then she told me to bring her to the police station near kenyalang.

I asked her why go to police station?! What happened?! Then she told me what happened and thats when I heard of the stupidest person ever.

The story :

One fine day, mummy was driving around in town. At a junction, she slowed down to wait for her turn to get into the main road. Before I continue, I shall add a lil piece of info; mummy was driving our Toyota Landcruiser. So, the same old story happened lahz. Mum thought the car before her got into the main raod and she stepped on the accelerator without looking….then our car’s bumper touched the bumper of the kancil in front(kancil got bumper right?).

I mean touched. Really. There was not even a scratch on the kancil and guess what! The driver asked for RM500 from my mum. I shall not reveal much info about the driver besides that he is a non-chinese middle-aged man(ncman). Of coz mummy refused to pay him lahz. So mum called a friend of hers to help her to communicate as my mum doesnt speak BM and limited Eng.

So they bargained and the ncman was willing to settle upon RM300. Mummy said if like that she’ld rather lodge a polic report and pay the saman than to give him the RM300. Then mum offered RM200, which was a win-win situation for him. As his car was not damaged at all and he gets the cash. However, the ncman said “I want RM300 or else I dont want anything. You go lodge a police report lah”. Then he got into his car and drove away.

My mum and her friend was left dumbfounded. Do correct me if I am wrong. Isnt it a win-win situation for him when my mum offered RM200 considered that his car was not damaged?

Anyway, mum went to lodge a report and to my amazement, she only had to pay RM150. Why leh? Because the police station was doing a promotion on such fine. 50%. Like shopping only.

How can anyone be so dumb to turn down a RM200 offer when he in the first place wanna potong orang punya leher? Gilakz.