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They like lorry.

Filed under: Humour — Valentina September 29, 2005 @ 3:23 pm

So. I was driving home with my mum from Curve just now. We were talking about something(I forgot what) and the conversation was a bit tense. Suddenly, I saw a few stray dogs chasing and barking at the lorry which was in front of my car. Then I said :

Me : Eh, why they chase the lorry and bark at it arh??
Mum : They like lorry.
Me : ….

My mum is so cute right(I wish)?

Buying lingerie.

Filed under: My thoughts — Valentina September 25, 2005 @ 8:20 am

So I went to Jusco’s Member’s Day thingy. It was a Wednesday and it was damn packed. Dont the housewives need to go home and cook for the husbands and kids? I guess that was one of the days husbands and kids suffer. Poor thing.

Anyway, I headed to the lingerie section to meet up with Wendy. That section was full of ladies; age ranged from 12-70 and also frustrated males. It was embarassing to have the males standing right in front of the lingerie section while you’re picking up, feeling and squeezing the lingerie. Gosh.

Wendy got there earlier than me so she was already done with that section when I got there. I was browsing around, holding the items I wanted to purchase when I saw one of my former SAM classmates. HE walked over to me with an awkward expression but luckily, he was on the phone. Turned out that his girlfriend was there too. So we talked a bit as we have not seen each other for quite some time and he was going back to England the next morning.

Yea. It was embarassing. Wahahahha. But heck. I got some bargains! Sales are great.

I love barney! Not.

Filed under: Fun, Humour — Valentina September 20, 2005 @ 3:38 pm

Heres a song created by Giddy while we were in form 5. We were really free and all, sitting in the class chilling and I forgot what came up and he came up with this song with a set of new lyrics. Here it goes :

I love you,
You love me,
We go out and shoot barney,
One good shot and barneys on the floor,
No more purple dinasour!

Its a really interesting song. Really. Wahahahahhaha….Its one of my high school memories…I saw the pictures we took last time and the memories all came back. I miss the times when we would fool around with teachers, having fun and all….I miss high school =(

S.M.K. Green Road Kuching rocks.

Taggy Tag Tag

Filed under: Meme — Valentina September 19, 2005 @ 6:51 pm

Charles tagged me. Buhz. Here it goes.

3 weird habits

1) I cant resist burning stuffs when I see a lighter.

2) I dont eat/drink anything before I brush my teeth after I get out of bed, no
matter how hungry I am.

3) I wont be able to sleep if I dont read something beforehand, Such as comics,
novels and so on, unless I am dead tired.

Now, Wendy, Polly and Nicko are tagged by me!

Looking good gets you privilleges.

Filed under: My thoughts — Valentina September 16, 2005 @ 6:05 am

I am pondering on that statement. After much thinking, I still cannot come up with any conclusion. You see, sometimes you dont have to look good to get privilleges.

I am not sure if I am paranoid or what but I see it very often, especially in government departments. Where lady employees will treat the men with a better manner and the guy employees will treat the females with a better manner. Isnt it unfair?! Because I always get lady employees to attend to me when its my turn! They always treat me like I owe them money.

To contra that, there are very friendly employees too. They greet you with smile, regardless how you look, which automatically brightens up your day and you feel a minor sense of recognition. Well, I am not sure if you feel that way but I know I do.

But sometimes, looking good does give you privillege. Notice some employees assist people who dress up to show people that they own a gold mine, better? Better service, more smiles and the employees treat them like they owe the patrons money instead. WTH!

My closest encounter with the issue above would be when I visit shops like Louis Vuitton, Gucci etc. When I go alone or with friends, they wont serve me. Come on… cant teenagers buy branded stuffs too? When I go with my mum, we get “Good afternoons” and all. They will get someone to serve us even when the counter is full. WHy lahz. Do I look that bad/poor/low without my mum? :(

So, yea. I am stil pondering.

The stupidest person I have heard of.

Filed under: Humour — Valentina September 15, 2005 @ 3:20 pm

So I went out with my mum this afternoon. I will automatically transform into her driver whenever we go out together. As usual, I ask for her destination(like a taxi driver only) when we got into the car. Then she told me to bring her to the police station near kenyalang.

I asked her why go to police station?! What happened?! Then she told me what happened and thats when I heard of the stupidest person ever.

The story :

One fine day, mummy was driving around in town. At a junction, she slowed down to wait for her turn to get into the main road. Before I continue, I shall add a lil piece of info; mummy was driving our Toyota Landcruiser. So, the same old story happened lahz. Mum thought the car before her got into the main raod and she stepped on the accelerator without looking….then our car’s bumper touched the bumper of the kancil in front(kancil got bumper right?).

I mean touched. Really. There was not even a scratch on the kancil and guess what! The driver asked for RM500 from my mum. I shall not reveal much info about the driver besides that he is a non-chinese middle-aged man(ncman). Of coz mummy refused to pay him lahz. So mum called a friend of hers to help her to communicate as my mum doesnt speak BM and limited Eng.

So they bargained and the ncman was willing to settle upon RM300. Mummy said if like that she’ld rather lodge a polic report and pay the saman than to give him the RM300. Then mum offered RM200, which was a win-win situation for him. As his car was not damaged at all and he gets the cash. However, the ncman said “I want RM300 or else I dont want anything. You go lodge a police report lah”. Then he got into his car and drove away.

My mum and her friend was left dumbfounded. Do correct me if I am wrong. Isnt it a win-win situation for him when my mum offered RM200 considered that his car was not damaged?

Anyway, mum went to lodge a report and to my amazement, she only had to pay RM150. Why leh? Because the police station was doing a promotion on such fine. 50%. Like shopping only.

How can anyone be so dumb to turn down a RM200 offer when he in the first place wanna potong orang punya leher? Gilakz.

Lingerie Blues

Filed under: My thoughts — Valentina September 13, 2005 @ 5:18 am

A few days ago, I found out that the colour and design of my lingerie affects my mood for the day. I’ld feel pure and peaceful if I wear white, and jumpy and cheerful if I wear colourful ones. Feel mysterious if I wear black.

How interesting!

My dear friend.

Filed under: Fun, Humour — Valentina September 5, 2005 @ 3:26 pm

Wei Shen messaged me last asking me if I wanna go yum cha. I didnt see him for quite sometime so I agreed despite having to sit for exam the next day(today).

In the car on the way to yum cha:

ws : Eh. When you wanna go Curve with me lah.
me : Oh ya! You havent been there before!
ws : Yealah!
me : okok. Tomorrow we go, okay? After my exam.
ws : Where we meeting?
me : Curve lah. You know how to go there right?
ws : Urm. Got signboard and all right?
me : Yea. You dont get lost okay, I wont know how to get you out of that area!
ws : Hrm…where are we now arh?

*me looks around in a strange housing area*

me : Hrm…you took the wrong turn! I dont know where we are now!
ws : Hahahaha…funny…

We got back to LDP several minutes later.

ws : Okok. Now we concentrate on the road okay? I dont want to miss the ss2 turning.
me : Okok. So how lah. Tomorrow after my exam we go Curve?
ws : What time you finish your paper?
me : 12.20pm. But I have to get home by 3.30 wor.
ws : Like that where got enough time?
me : urm….haiya…Curve got nothing much one. Can lah!
ws : Wait. I think we missed the ss2 turning.
me : …….
ws : ……..

Crushed my pinky.

Filed under: Random — Valentina September 3, 2005 @ 9:28 pm

I have to admit that I am very clumsy. I often hurt myself. Such as breaking my nails, knocking my head, cutting myself when I cook and so on.

I was on my way to KLIA to send him off when I noticed something flew off my car. Well, I didnt know whats that so I parked my car at the side and went down to inspect my car. Hrm. Nothing much. Kicked my tyres a few times(not sure what good that does but I am sure it wont do much harm) and they seemed fine.

As I was already late, I quickly got into my car and wanted to continue my journey. I sat down in the car and swung the door close. Pain struck me the second I heard the door was buckled. I looked to my right hand side and found my pinky hanging between the door and the frame. Took my brain 1-2 seconds to tell my left hand to open the door to free my pinky. Geez. My poor pinky was so red and it was swollen.

I continued driving with my throbbing pinky. The pain was gone the second he kissed it. =)

ps : I knock my head on the lift frame when I was trying to get out of it. No one pushed me. I was just plain clumsy. Or urm…blind.